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probably should have posted this here aaaages ago but my new account is 
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IF YOU WISH TO KNOW WHERE NOTE THIS ACCOUNT
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Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
stalkuna isn't defined.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1. What's your name?
Steve (not really but its my most common nickname)
Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
My name is Steve
All hail Steve, the almighty
All hail Steve, the almighty
Im australian....I MAY NOT BE MALE BUT WORSHIP ME
2. How old are you?
That is private
private
The word my 2 year old uses when referring to his penis.
2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!"
Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"
Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"
3. Who is one of your friends??
Lindy i guess...?
Lindy (usually a female) a beautiful, gregarious, courageous invidual who loves to dance and sing. She hails from northern windy climates. Likes animals and seeks to maintain a connection with nature and old friends.
4. What should you be doing?
Reading
TV in your head, if done correctly.
I don't understand why people hate reading. Its like TV in your head.
5. What's your favorite color?
Depends
Interviewer: Dick Cheney, do you wear boxers, or briefs?
Dick Cheney: Depends.
6. What's your birthplace?
Australia
The best fuckin' country in the world, Australia, is also the only place where Christ could never have been born, as in Australia, you cannot find 3 wisemen and a virgin.
Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Ozzy! = Australia!
Ozzy! = Australia!
7. What month were you born in?
September
THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!
IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!
8. Who is the last person you talked to?
Stalkuna
stalkuna isn't defined.
Can you define it?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
9. What is one of your nicknames?
Pegasus
Pegasus
one might call another 'pegasus' when he/she's hogging the hookah, blunt, black & mild etc.
commonly used in a circle of friends, not to be confused with flamboyantly homosexual horses.
commonly used in a circle of friends, not to be confused with flamboyantly homosexual horses.
hey pegasus, you uh, wanna pass me that hose or am i gonna have to scalp you for it?
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Go stalk her
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www.youtube.com/user/music4rea…
please she has an amazing voice and she hasnt updated in like 8 months but god her voice is really nice
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